• Added: 24th of January 2008
• Area: Cricklewood
• Category: Cafes and Coffee Shops

London NW2 3HT
020 8450 5505

BruceJohnPhil said
A steaming turd of a cafe
This place is a laxidasial mess.

I'd decided to venture to Pedro's a few weeks ago, upon high recommendation from a "friend", who I am now in the persuit of suing for libel. Upon closing a major financial deal, myself and a party of Japanese City boys decided to "chillax" (as I believe the locals describe it).

For a start, there was no real service to speak of. There was no head waiter to greet us (a small thing, I know, but first impressions count) and the wine menu was lax, to say the least. When we went to the counter (!!!!) to order our food, we explained that we were in a celebratory mood and wished to dine on the most extravagant cuisine the premesis had to offer. The lollygagging troglodite taking our order gave us what I believe is referred to as a "fry-up". Thinking this was some form of European delicacy, my party agreed with great gusto.

What arrived on the plate was, quite frankly, disturbing. A few, flaccid eggs and some forms of meat which I've since been led to believe were called "bacon" and "sausages".

My bacon had hair on it and the sausages were moving. You could even hear the eggs being squeezed out of the chickens in the shoddy excuse for a "kitchen".

We left feeling thoroughly underwhelmed. Bad form, London. You promised the Earth and delivered a mess.