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Review by starla

Rating: 1.00
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no one there ( barstaff try to give you drinks that you think are free) but they are not when you dont pay they bring in the doorman
crap place music is so crap any type of music if its the same thing gets boring ( but this club thinks its hip) it anit
as i said only a few there when the website says there packed ( look at the pics on the website do you see more than 10 people in the pic) ...no you dont ..you see the dancefloor in the website page but no one on it!
a bottle of beer it £4.00 like eminem says ( THERE MUST BE A CIRCUS IN TOWN SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN)
IF YOU ARE SAD AND WANT TO BE RIPPED OFF THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU
BETTER TAKE A LOT OF MONEY WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE SMASHED OUT OF YOUR HEAD TO ENJOY THIS PLACE
THERE IS CHEESE AND CRAP AND THEY HAVE OLD 80S STARS TRYING TO BE DJS IN THERE O.M.G.
ADVICE (AVOID AVOID AVOID) IF YOU DO GO THEN YOU ARE ONE SAD PERSON]]> Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:57:46 +0000 /review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1i0m28314922011 starla 51.462689081342 -0.13578127288481 http://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1n0l28
Review by ben_e_h

Rating: 2.00
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OK, so this is a fairly standard nightclub. It is pretty big and is on two levels. It gets very busy on a saturday but is fairly quiet on a friday. Best to get there 12ish as any earlier it will be dead. Not the nicest club in the world and there are certainly many, many better places but is good fun if there are enough of you there. I think it was £10 or £15 to get in which is a lot considering what you are getting for your money! Drinks are probably slightly higher than average London prices, which can leave your wallet very light as this is not the place to be sober. Very popular with Clapham graduates newly moved to London.]]> Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:33:29 +0000 /review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1n0l282127478587 ben_e_h 51.462689081342 -0.13578127288481 http://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1h7f48
Review by xxplosive636

Rating: 1.00
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I went here on a Friday night which was my first mistake⬦It was really expensive to get in and there was no queue so I asked the doorman whether it was going to get busy later on and he said it def would (I was very naïve and gullible!) There was literally only about 20 people in there for all the time I stayed there.

The drinks were ridiculously priced. Then a bar lady came on the dance floor giving us what we genuinely thought were fre shots then tried to charge us £20 for them. When we refused to pay, four bouncers came over and â¬Saccompanied us⬠out (ie we got chucked out).

We then walked down the road and got in to a free bar, which we stayed in for the rest of the night. The music was a lot better and it was packed out. we spent the rest of the night on the dance floor in there.

I am usually happy to go to cheesy clubs but this was overpriced, empty and the management clearly wanted to test any scam they could to get money out of vulnerable and slightly tipsy young women!
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Review by gloryficus

Rating: 1.00
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went there with my boyfriend and some mates
too cheesy the only way you would like it there is if you was drunk or on drugs
says a lot dont it
the place is droll. the dj has no talent at all!
and i have been to better 70s and 80s night than this
its a cheap wannabe nightclub]]> Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:29:16 +0000 /review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1c5ao81932932252 gloryficus 51.462689081342 -0.13578127288481 http://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1054x8
Review by lenalouise

Rating: 3.00
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OK, it's not as bad as the others make it out to be as long as you're fairly drunk when you get there and you're up for having a silly night. Let your hair down and it can be very enjoyable. It's not trying to be a trendy club so don't be a snob and expect it to be.

Some of my better nights out have been in there. You do have to like cheesy music though but just get in there and dance! lol]]> Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:56:46 +0000 /review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1054x81987204106 lenalouise 51.462689081342 -0.13578127288481 http://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/134069
Review by NikoTheFinn

Rating: 1.00
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Infernos is the kind of place that you never WANT to go to, but invariably end up at on a boozy night in Clapham with a large group of friends. And indeed, this is the only time you would possibly have anything remotely resembling a good time there. Infernos is cheesy, catering to the lowest common denominator, the London equivalent of the "townies" of the North of England. Avoid at all costs, but if you do find yourself there, be sure to get drunk as quick as possible.]]> Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:27:06 +0000 /review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/1340691057202638 NikoTheFinn 51.462689081342 -0.13578127288481 http://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/club/1n95l7/infernos/112089
Review by Buraco

Rating: 1.00
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"OK, lets just say that if you ever find yourself in this place, you better hope that you were dragged there kicking and screaming because it was your girlfriends schoolmates birthday party that you absolutely could not get out of. Either that or you were drugged and kidnapped, or had to go in there to escape an armed assassin who had chased you all the way from Clapham Common. If you do have the misfortune to end up in this modern-day torture chamber, be sure to locate the nearest exit and leave immediately, wiping your feet on the way out. If you are really really unlucky and are forced to stay by aforementioned girlfriend, then drink as much as you can very quickly and with a bit of luck youll never remember whats sure to be a traumatic experience. If you dont want to take my word for it, then read the following, which I nicked from another review site and should persuade you even further &
I LOVE Infernos so much, its the best club in South London, it's the place to get jiggy and leave with some of the hottest talents around. Its fresh, cool and wack, don't miss Thursday night they often have a themed student night, which KICKS ass!"" From Lizzie and Eliza, the original Clapham-ites. ... I rest my case your Honour."
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