Southgate Kebab - Southgate Kebab by John_Doe

John_Doe — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:48:45 +0000

Review by John_Doe

Rating: 5.00Bill Clinton has eaten there. Trevor Nelson likes the chips and pitta. Kamal from Big Brother 5 biffed a bloke in a skip outside it. Even that the bloke from Brushstrokes once went in there for a small chicken shish (chips seperate).

Many a duly-proved-to-be-found-guilty-but-not-quite-at-that-point-criminal has fallen down the stairs at the police station in order to elicit the required confession so the many selfless police people of North London can make their way, lights blazing, sirens wailing, to the promised land of Southgate Kebabs for a cheeky doner and chips. Eating is a serious business and the business of Southgate Kebabs is serious fvcking kebabs.

Legend has it you can buy guns and passports there too, but i only say that cos i asked for these things once when i was drunk. In the end i walked out with a lamb kofte (chips seperate)

Southgate Kebabs is by far the best kebab shop in London, if not the world, and if anyone disagrees they're plainly mental, or a vegetarian, which is actually worse than being mental.

Known the world over, this kebab shop par excellence provides the full range of kebab delights, at reasonable prices. My personal favourite is the lamb kofte (with chips seperate of course)

At Christmas they wear Santa Claus hats with a kink at the top and the bauble at the tip lights up.
Bill Clinton has eaten there. Trevor Nelson likes the chips and pitta. Kamal from Big Brother 5 biffed a bloke in a skip outside it. Even that the bloke from Brushstrokes once went in there for a small chicken shish (chips seperate).

Many a duly-proved-to-be-found-guilty-but-not-quite-at-that-point-criminal has fallen down the stairs at the police station in order to elicit the required confession so the many selfless police people of North London can make their way, lights blazing, sirens wailing, to the promised land of Southgate Kebabs for a cheeky doner and chips. Eating is a serious business and the business of Southgate Kebabs is serious fvcking kebabs.

Legend has it you can buy guns and passports there too, but i only say that cos i asked for these things once when i was drunk. In the end i walked out with a lamb kofte (chips seperate)

Southgate Kebabs is by far the best kebab shop in London, if not the world, and if anyone disagrees they're plainly mental, or a vegetarian, which is actually worse than being mental.

Known the world over, this kebab shop par excellence provides the full range of kebab delights, at reasonable prices. My personal favourite is the lamb kofte (with chips seperate of course)

At Christmas they wear Santa Claus hats with a kink at the top and the bauble at the tip lights up.

McDonald's Restaurant - Fast Food by dward123

dward123 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:18:55 +0000

Review by dward123

Rating: 4.00

Phone: 020 88861519

Everyone by now has visited a mc donalds and knows what to expect. However the biggest varaition through the chain is the effective ness of the staff. I have visited this restaurant on a number of occasions and during different times of the days/ weeks and every time the staff greet me with a friendly smile and get my order right( which can be like hoping for a miracle in othere mc donalds!)
The facilities are always clean and tidy and the tables are never sticky( a pet hate of mine!)there seems to be enough staff to ensure that tables are cleaned as people are leaving then so the next customer can have a clean table. As far as fast food goes this is a pleasant experience.Everyone by now has visited a mc donalds and knows what to expect. However the biggest varaition through the chain is the effective ness of the staff. I have visited this restaurant on a number of occasions and during different times of the days/ weeks and every time the staff greet me with a friendly smile and get my order right( which can be like hoping for a miracle in othere mc donalds!)
The facilities are always clean and tidy and the tables are never sticky( a pet hate of mine!)there seems to be enough staff to ensure that tables are cleaned as people are leaving then so the next customer can have a clean table. As far as fast food goes this is a pleasant experience.

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