Latest reviews for Take Aways in Brighton, United Kingdom

Pizza King - AVOID AT ALL COSTS by Sam1982

Sam1982 — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:19:50 +0000

Review by Sam1982

Rating: 1.00

Phone: 01273 737272

It is questionable whether these guys have ever seen or eaten a pizza in their whole sorry lives, let alone cooked one. I have had to give it a star because I can't leave this comment without doing so. I will eat most skanky kebabs/unidentified fried objects, but this was beyond me. No stars!
Without question, the most foul and disgusting takeaway I have ever eaten.
The cheese tasted like Guinness hangover urine smells, the 'american sausage' was so putrid it must have been days out of date, the pineapple had fermented, the base was burnt at the edge while gooey in the centre, and there was a distinct flavour of gas. This place needs to be shut down.
I am considering going back when they're busy (if that ever happens - small wonder they have to give their minky cack away 2 for 1!) to tell them how judderingly, shockingly RANK their vile excuses for pizzas actually are in a desperate effort to make the maximum impact.
Bleuuurgh.It is questionable whether these guys have ever seen or eaten a pizza in their whole sorry lives, let alone cooked one. I have had to give it a star because I can't leave this comment without doing so. I will eat most skanky kebabs/unidentified fried objects, but this was beyond me. No stars!
Without question, the most foul and disgusting takeaway I have ever eaten.
The cheese tasted like Guinness hangover urine smells, the 'american sausage' was so putrid it must have been days out of date, the pineapple had fermented, the base was burnt at the edge while gooey in the centre, and there was a distinct flavour of gas. This place needs to be shut down.
I am considering going back when they're busy (if that ever happens - small wonder they have to give their minky cack away 2 for 1!) to tell them how judderingly, shockingly RANK their vile excuses for pizzas actually are in a desperate effort to make the maximum impact.
Bleuuurgh.

Pizza Extra - I once spent 300 pounds on pizza xtra in 1 month by skullboy

skullboy — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:36:53 +0000

Review by skullboy

Rating: 5.00

Phone: 01273 820000

And i met my girlfriend after getting her a vegetarian deluxe at a party, the pizzas are the best you'll ever get and the staff are amazing!, i spent 300 pounds on my dads credit card in one month its that good (i hate my dad LOL)....get a mexican passion with anchoviesAnd i met my girlfriend after getting her a vegetarian deluxe at a party, the pizzas are the best you'll ever get and the staff are amazing!, i spent 300 pounds on my dads credit card in one month its that good (i hate my dad LOL)....get a mexican passion with anchovies

Rocky's - by andrew38

andrew38 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:13:12 +0000

Review by andrew38

Rating: 1.00The worst.The worst.

Big Bites Express - AVOID! This place is AWFUL. by zteve

zteve — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:23:21 +0000

Review by zteve

Rating: 1.00Had a menu through the door. Looked good so thought we'd give it a go. Noted the address wasn't on the menu and know why now - it's on West Street. This place is bad enough at 3am after ten pints. Sober it's truly terrible.Had a menu through the door. Looked good so thought we'd give it a go. Noted the address wasn't on the menu and know why now - it's on West Street. This place is bad enough at 3am after ten pints. Sober it's truly terrible.

Big Bites - Big bites- Big crap by bigbitesmaster

bigbitesmaster — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:56:24 +0000

Review by bigbitesmaster

Rating: 1.00

Phone: 01273 701700

The first time I visited this place was at a friends. I even went to it yesterday, why???? Because I was given no choice, if I had the choice would I go?? No, its crap

The food- Margarita, simple yet one of my favourite pizza's. The cheese and tomatoes are non-existent so I'm basically getting bread as the dough is obviously sent in chemical shite. They say its homemade- the only thing thats come from the home is the rubbish thats put on it from the bin, once you've started eating one piece the little taste there is seems to go and you feel that your eating it because your hungry, not because you want to.

Service- The guys are pleasant,kind and you wait the usual time you would for a pizza, about 10-15 mins so that I cannot complain and do not wish to. Im happy about that and price wise, not bad but you could do a lot better. Only one thing I can complain about is that there are one or two people that obviously do not want to be there so are a tad grumpy. I totally understand.

Ambience- Not great to be honest, a couple of tv's going, a few battered chairs and some playing cards. Although playing cards was fun the atmosphere is bleak and a feeling that the food is going scare you. If they had something better than hollyoaks I may watch it but I was afraid it would make the experience worse

All in all if your bored go there, you'll have a laugh when you take it home.
Ideal when your sleeping round a mates and laughing at the taste. I'm not one to slag things off in this sort of way but I feel it would be the wrong thing to do as this is terrible. I do agree with the previous reviewer in some respect.The first time I visited this place was at a friends. I even went to it yesterday, why???? Because I was given no choice, if I had the choice would I go?? No, its crap

The food- Margarita, simple yet one of my favourite pizza's. The cheese and tomatoes are non-existent so I'm basically getting bread as the dough is obviously sent in chemical shite. They say its homemade- the only thing thats come from the home is the rubbish thats put on it from the bin, once you've started eating one piece the little taste there is seems to go and you feel that your eating it because your hungry, not because you want to.

Service- The guys are pleasant,kind and you wait the usual time you would for a pizza, about 10-15 mins so that I cannot complain and do not wish to. Im happy about that and price wise, not bad but you could do a lot better. Only one thing I can complain about is that there are one or two people that obviously do not want to be there so are a tad grumpy. I totally understand.

Ambience- Not great to be honest, a couple of tv's going, a few battered chairs and some playing cards. Although playing cards was fun the atmosphere is bleak and a feeling that the food is going scare you. If they had something better than hollyoaks I may watch it but I was afraid it would make the experience worse

All in all if your bored go there, you'll have a laugh when you take it home.
Ideal when your sleeping round a mates and laughing at the taste. I'm not one to slag things off in this sort of way but I feel it would be the wrong thing to do as this is terrible. I do agree with the previous reviewer in some respect.

Famous Moe's Pizza - fame 'ass' Moes by mzbehaviour

mzbehaviour — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:55:29 +0000

Review by mzbehaviour

Rating: 1.00

Tags: american, pizza, home delivery

just ordered a famous moes...what can I say...40 mins late..no apology..cold pizza...cold reheated cardboard chips with black bits in ...and the coleslaw which is ok as it must be made somewhere else...talk about downhill...yuckjust ordered a famous moes...what can I say...40 mins late..no apology..cold pizza...cold reheated cardboard chips with black bits in ...and the coleslaw which is ok as it must be made somewhere else...talk about downhill...yuck

All In One Takeaway - by foodonline

foodonline — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:36:26 +0000

Review by foodonline

Rating: 5.00You can now order from their menu online, fast efficient service and you can pay online :)
No more waiting on the telephone
Brighton's first Virtual restaurants!You can now order from their menu online, fast efficient service and you can pay online :)
No more waiting on the telephone
Brighton's first Virtual restaurants!

Tuckers Fast Food - Tuckers Are the BEST by DarkAngellx

DarkAngellx — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:01:52 +0000

Review by DarkAngellx

Rating: 5.00

Phone: 01273 692452

Tags: rare finds, bargain

Tuckers is the most delicious kebab shop ever!
it is a great value, great service and great food.
when entered in your mouth, u wwant more, definately worth going!Tuckers is the most delicious kebab shop ever!
it is a great value, great service and great food.
when entered in your mouth, u wwant more, definately worth going!

Domino's Pizza - nice pizza by blobby

blobby — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:07:31 +0000

Review by blobby

Rating: 3.00

Phone: 01273 675676

Website: www.dominos.co.uk

Tags: american, good value, pizza

I have had domino piazza at a friends house as a take away and it was ok. Slightly better than a frozen one you cook at home and not too pricey. Am more of a pizza hut fan really though so I could be a bit biased. I know lots of people love the domino pizzas and the food that we got from this one was hot and tasty and we would get some again. Over all tasty and value for money american style pizza that fills you right up.I have had domino piazza at a friends house as a take away and it was ok. Slightly better than a frozen one you cook at home and not too pricey. Am more of a pizza hut fan really though so I could be a bit biased. I know lots of people love the domino pizzas and the food that we got from this one was hot and tasty and we would get some again. Over all tasty and value for money american style pizza that fills you right up.

Harry Ramsden's Fish & Chips - near the sea front by Rojimbo

Rojimbo — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:13:37 +0000

Review by Rojimbo

Rating: 2.00

Phone: 01273 690691

Website: http://www.harryramsdens.co.uk

Tags: seating area

harry ramsdens is a chain of famous fish and chip shops which is why the food is probably not as good as your local corner chippie and twice the price. The place, oops a joke there, is ok, nothing special. As far as value for money goes well for a brighton restaurant its average, the food, well its not that bad, but it could be so much better. The usual suspects are on the menu, well it is a fish and chip restaurant. High lights um, thats a hard one, well its quite close to the beach and the main route along the sea front, so at least you will be able to find it. Would I go again, probably not, would try some where else.harry ramsdens is a chain of famous fish and chip shops which is why the food is probably not as good as your local corner chippie and twice the price. The place, oops a joke there, is ok, nothing special. As far as value for money goes well for a brighton restaurant its average, the food, well its not that bad, but it could be so much better. The usual suspects are on the menu, well it is a fish and chip restaurant. High lights um, thats a hard one, well its quite close to the beach and the main route along the sea front, so at least you will be able to find it. Would I go again, probably not, would try some where else.

Palm Court - Brighton Fish Kings - Brighton by alliedunya

alliedunya — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:10:33 +0000

Review by alliedunya

Rating: 5.00

Tags: lively, fish and chips, cheap eat

The Brighton Fish Kings provies a high standard of customer clenliness and satisfaction. If you ask any local they will confirm that its the best place to get cod in the local area. When you enter there are very large (tall) tables to sit at. Once served you have the option to takeaway or eat in. One observation I made was that it smelt very strong in there, mainly of vinigar. I'm not a huge fan myself therefore the smell was off putting and we left with our food to walk around the Pier. But when it rains (as it does) it gets very windy due to the location being that of a seaside resort so its ok for some shelter and you get very HOT chips to nibble on while you wait for the rain to subside. You won't miss this, it's right at the entrance to Brighton Pier.The Brighton Fish Kings provies a high standard of customer clenliness and satisfaction. If you ask any local they will confirm that its the best place to get cod in the local area. When you enter there are very large (tall) tables to sit at. Once served you have the option to takeaway or eat in. One observation I made was that it smelt very strong in there, mainly of vinigar. I'm not a huge fan myself therefore the smell was off putting and we left with our food to walk around the Pier. But when it rains (as it does) it gets very windy due to the location being that of a seaside resort so its ok for some shelter and you get very HOT chips to nibble on while you wait for the rain to subside. You won't miss this, it's right at the entrance to Brighton Pier.

Subway - Somehow I always end up with turkey by mrkamputee

mrkamputee — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:49:11 +0000

Review by mrkamputee

Rating: 1.00

Phone: 01273 386226

Website: http://www.subway.com

Tags: sandwiches, vegetarian dishes

I donâ¬"t know what it is about Subway, but no matter how many times I have been to one and been disappointed I seem to end up walking past one hungry and convinced Iâ¬"ll get something good to eat. This one is no different, it lures you in with that smell of fresh bread which seems to be non-existent inside. Always really bland (despite you being confronted with such a large variety of things to have in your sub) and expensive and the staff have got being rude and ignoring what you have asked for down to a t. Iâ¬"d avoid it if you can, no matter how tempting, youâ¬"ll leave with a soggy bit of bread, some bad salad, and thin watery wafers of turkey (even if you can't stand it).I donâ¬"t know what it is about Subway, but no matter how many times I have been to one and been disappointed I seem to end up walking past one hungry and convinced Iâ¬"ll get something good to eat. This one is no different, it lures you in with that smell of fresh bread which seems to be non-existent inside. Always really bland (despite you being confronted with such a large variety of things to have in your sub) and expensive and the staff have got being rude and ignoring what you have asked for down to a t. Iâ¬"d avoid it if you can, no matter how tempting, youâ¬"ll leave with a soggy bit of bread, some bad salad, and thin watery wafers of turkey (even if you can't stand it).

The Daily Catch - by MissTerriShoppa

MissTerriShoppa — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:07:31 +0000

Review by MissTerriShoppa

Rating: 4.00

Phone: 01273 571733

Good chips, friendly staff. Bring back the Â£1 bag of chips!!!Good chips, friendly staff. Bring back the Â£1 bag of chips!!!

Tropical Curryland - Tasty Indian grub by imagespace

imagespace — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:52:53 +0000

Review by imagespace

Rating: 4.00

Phone: 01273 682135

Tags: indian, takeaway, curry

This place claims to be the oldest Indian takeaway in Brighton. It's menu is as predictable as you would expect - all the same dishes as all the other Indian Takeaways, but their food is very tasty with excellent spicing and not too much grease. I have found that many of the other local Indian takeaways are either too bland, too greasy or just plain dull, but Tropical Curryland does it for me every time.

On top of that, they do home deliveries and are prompt and friendly. You can have a slap-up meal for two for about Â£15 and still have enough left over for a good lunch the next day :-)This place claims to be the oldest Indian takeaway in Brighton. It's menu is as predictable as you would expect - all the same dishes as all the other Indian Takeaways, but their food is very tasty with excellent spicing and not too much grease. I have found that many of the other local Indian takeaways are either too bland, too greasy or just plain dull, but Tropical Curryland does it for me every time.

On top of that, they do home deliveries and are prompt and friendly. You can have a slap-up meal for two for about Â£15 and still have enough left over for a good lunch the next day :-)

BFC - Kate by bfc2006

bfc2006 — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:33:21 +0000

Review by bfc2006

Rating: 5.00

Website: http://www.bfc.checkoutmypage.com/

Tags: kebabs, chicken, bargain

Fantastic service. My perfect partner after clubing.Ideally located on the seafront, on the corner of west street/oceana.Fantastic service. My perfect partner after clubing.Ideally located on the seafront, on the corner of west street/oceana.

Favourite Kebab - Terrible service by DrRobotnik

DrRobotnik — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:26:16 +0000

Review by DrRobotnik

Rating: 1.00

Phone: 01273 775797

Do not order delivery from this place.

We ordered, a large doner meal (that came with fries and a drink) and a medium cod, fries and drink meal. It took about an hour and 30 mins to arrive, the food was cold and they'd forgotten the chips. I then phoned back and complained, an asked them to send the chips and another cod as we physically couldn't eat ours, and someone said they'd be sending it right away. Another hour passed, so I phoned up again, this time the person on the other end had no idea what I was talking about, no knowledge of the order, and said that everyone that was working earlier had gone, and that there was no delivery driver working anymore. So we basically paid Â£9 for a couple of cans of coke, a completely cold kebab (with the wrong sauce on as well) and a cold soggy piece of cod we couldn't eat.

Disgraceful.Do not order delivery from this place.

We ordered, a large doner meal (that came with fries and a drink) and a medium cod, fries and drink meal. It took about an hour and 30 mins to arrive, the food was cold and they'd forgotten the chips. I then phoned back and complained, an asked them to send the chips and another cod as we physically couldn't eat ours, and someone said they'd be sending it right away. Another hour passed, so I phoned up again, this time the person on the other end had no idea what I was talking about, no knowledge of the order, and said that everyone that was working earlier had gone, and that there was no delivery driver working anymore. So we basically paid Â£9 for a couple of cans of coke, a completely cold kebab (with the wrong sauce on as well) and a cold soggy piece of cod we couldn't eat.

Disgraceful.

Jack and Linda Mills - the best fish by the sea by andreams

andreams — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:32:09 +0000

Review by andreams

Rating: 4.00

Tags: sandwiches, fresh fish, seaside

The best way to eat fish is right by the sea, and the best way to do that in Brighton is to head to Jack and Linda Mills fish smokerie and sandwich shop and try their hot fish rolls. A board outside tells you the catch of the day - the red mullet and mackerel are the freshest I've ever tasted. There's no fuss or frills here, just fresh and traditionally smoked fish sandwiches to takeaway. The sea is just steps away, or you could always take a look in the fishing museum next door.The best way to eat fish is right by the sea, and the best way to do that in Brighton is to head to Jack and Linda Mills fish smokerie and sandwich shop and try their hot fish rolls. A board outside tells you the catch of the day - the red mullet and mackerel are the freshest I've ever tasted. There's no fuss or frills here, just fresh and traditionally smoked fish sandwiches to takeaway. The sea is just steps away, or you could always take a look in the fishing museum next door.