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12 Clifford St
York, YO1 9RD
Nearest Transport: York Train Station
The Gallery is a night club for 18 to 35 year olds playing dance music from the 1970s up to the present day. They also h... more
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Hell's not so bad

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    The Gallery
    12 Clifford St York YO1 9RD uk
    24th October 2006
    Hell's not so bad
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    If you didn't enjoy this place you just weren't drunk enough....I'm talking double figures in watered down pints. Once you're drunk enough the now 25 hits blearing out and the legless old slappers stumbling along to them becomes quite....artistic. Everything becomes more beautiful. When you're drunk enough even the dj constant babbling over the music has almost an (allbeit northern) eminem freestyling feel to it.
    Two words of warning:
    1. Stay close to your friends. The legless slappers usually hunt in packs and if you become isolated....you're finished. You could end up with one of the devils mignons...and then you'll be in a world of pain. Your friends love you and can be your only form of defence.
    2. Don't go there sober. I did once. It caused quite a step change in my view of humanity. For that lesson in life the gallery gets my one star
    walid at 24th October 2006

    My god, sounds like this place should be put in a zoo and observe the creatures doing their act from a distance and behind bars ;-)

    ouce100 at 24th October 2006

    You don't know the half of it. I think all yorkies should review it. You ain't lived until you've been to the gallery

    Buraco at 24th October 2006

    "a step change in my view of humanity"??? what did Tokyo Joes do to you then? You're too aloof in my opinion - I'm gonna set the record straight.

    Buraco at 24th October 2006

    an another thing..what the frig is with the pictures?? just trying to rack up points with randomiser eh? although one does have Steve Harmison outside the club, which is very good.

    sokratis at 24th October 2006

    i think he s being metaphoric - using imagery to evoke impressions of hell. Artists have been struggling with that for centuries, but only Ouce100 (hey can we take out the 100 from your username - what's all that about?)has managed to make the connection with a club in York - very clever indeed.

    Buraco at 24th October 2006

    obi's still clingin to his york years with a username that's from his york email address. just let it go lil man. let it go now....

    jake at 24th October 2006

    buraco you can't praise the gallery for the rose tinted memories that the place may have left with you and then ask obi to 'let it all go'.

    You, my friend, are a hypocritical aesthetic strumpet of the very worst kind.

    Buraco at 24th October 2006

    i'm not sure i've got a comeback for that insult. touché

    ouce100 at 24th October 2006

    Thanks for laying down that smackdown jake. I couldn't have put it better meself

    Buraco at 24th October 2006

    typical - hidin behind the ginger warrior to do yer dirty work.

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