Southgate Kebab

John_Doe

Southgate Kebab 8th January 2009

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Bill Clinton has eaten there. Trevor Nelson likes the chips and pitta. Kamal from Big Brother 5 biffed a bloke in a skip outside it. Even that the bloke from Brushstrokes once went in there for a small chicken shish (chips seperate).

Many a duly-proved-to-be-found-guilty-but-not-quite-at-that-point-criminal has fallen down the stairs at the police station in order to elicit the required confession so the many selfless police people of North London can make their way, lights blazing, sirens wailing, to the promised land of Southgate Kebabs for a cheeky doner and chips. Eating is a serious business and the business of Southgate Kebabs is serious fvcking kebabs.

Legend has it you can buy guns and passports there too, but i only say that cos i asked for these things once when i was drunk. In the end i walked out with a lamb kofte (chips seperate)

Southgate Kebabs is by far the best kebab shop in London, if not the world, and if anyone disagrees they're plainly mental, or a vegetarian, which is actually worse than being mental.

Known the world over, this kebab shop par excellence provides the full range of kebab delights, at reasonable prices. My personal favourite is the lamb kofte (with chips seperate of course)

At Christmas they wear Santa Claus hats with a kink at the top and the bauble at the tip lights up.