7th February 2008
Yeuch.
I'm not even sure what I've given the one star for. It wasn't the food, the atmosphere, the room, or the service that's for sure. I'll give it for the location which is a hop from Charing Cross or Leicester Square.
The food was vile. I had what was supposed to be "Salt and pepper tofu, green mango, Thai shallots, chilli, coriander & nam jim". God knows what nam jim is, but what I got was something that looked the sort of thing remaining in a frying pan when you've done an egg badly with some unidentifiable veg and certainly not green mango, or, if there was, it was masquerading as something else.
Then I had "Roast duck breast & lychee red curry, bean sprouts, bok choy & crisp shallots". How I was supposed to eat it is anyone's guess. The bowl itself was pretty, by the way, but inside it the duck had slimy fat on; the curry was reddish creamy slop; two lychees and no shallots. The bok choi, when I found it, was OK.
Mint tea was served in a dirty cup; and the teapot had had its broken spout glued back on again which made for some rather attractive staining and made me squirm thinking what sort of germs were lurking in the cracks.
Service was pathetic, I think the waitress was embarrassed, either at the food, the ambience or the generally shabbiness of the place.
Yeuchh. I haven't been somewhere so horribly bad with such uncared for slop for food for a long time.
Need to know anything else?!!