18th December 2006
Welcome to New Chav City
Oh my dear lord! The signs were there... 5 entrance fee on King's road?!? a 30-something year old Chinese clubber passed out in a doorway a few metres away?!? Should have known better. I know. A word to describe this club? DINGY. More words? Poorly ventilated, unimaginative bar lighting, ugly red walls... the list is simply endless. The ultimate description is that the club is teeming with sloanes. Tall sloanes, blond sloanes, drunken sloanes, 'daddy's bought me a brand new car' sloanes. Eurgh. It's been a while since I've been in such company so maybe I missed the change but honestly! When did sloanes turn into such CHAVs?!? Swigging champagne/bacardi straight out of the bottle on the dancefloor. Boys in that pathetic uniform of a suit jacket with rolled up collars. Oh my dear lord! The only thing this club has going for itself is the DJ.
You must have guessed by now that I didn't like the venue.