Patisserie Valerie

  1. Oh dear. Avoid at all costs.
  2. Below expectations.
  3. OK. Met expectations.
  4. I really enjoyed this.
  5. Amazing. Would unreservedly recommend.
  6. rating

215 Brompton Road, London, SW3 2EJ

Patisserie Valerie is a chain of licensed cafes that serve breakfasts, lunch and afternoon tea. They are world famous patisseries. They also bake wedding and birthday cakes.

Reviews for Patisserie Valerie

Alright, whatever you think, this place is NOT French. The Patisserie's they serve try to make you believe that they are French but whilst they may look the part they sure don't taste it. Imagine taking a 3 day stale lemon tart and adding loads of whipping cream on top to hide the fact that is stale... you've got that imagined... well that's how it is. As for the service, hmmmm what service, the waiters are arrogant, slow, and simply awful. So to sum it up, if you want to go have tasteless patisseries, awful staff, all in a very noisy venue then try Patisserie Valerie in Knightsbridge!

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