The Greencoat Boy

  1. Oh dear. Avoid at all costs.
  2. Below expectations.
  3. OK. Met expectations.
  4. I really enjoyed this.
  5. Amazing. Would unreservedly recommend.
  6. rating

2 Greencoat Place, London, SW1P 1PJ

The Greencoat Boy is a pub that serves traditional pub food as well as a selection of wines, beers and spirits. They cater for private parties of up to 70 people.
Nearest Transport
St James's Park (Underground)

Reviews for The Greencoat Boy

This place is awful. The staff are arrogant and unhelpful (this isn't a Parisian cafe, people) and liable to respond to complaints with barring rather than apologies.

The food is bad. Not awful, but it's obvious that no care at all has gone in to its production. Out of the packet, in to the microwave, on to your plate, then left on the counter to cool while the staff get on with more important things like being rude and pointless.

Never, ever go after 5pm. For some reason this pub is the darling of all the local office workers and becomes so crowded that the short bar (even when staffed by five people) is three-deep and it can take half an hour to get served.

On the few occasions I have been inside the majority of the cask ales have been off.

Has nothing to recommend it.

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