6th April 2007
Staggeringly dreadful scuzzhole, the only attraction of which seems to be that it's right next to Brixton Academy, so they get lots of trade from poor saps meeting up before a gig. Weirdly distorted music so loud you can barely make yourself heard even if you scream in your friends' ears. It looks horrible, there's hardly any seats, and an ugly, aggressive atmosphere oozes out of the place. Nothing redeems it. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.
'Staggeringly dreadful scuzzhole'. Ha that should go in our quote of the day competition ;-)