Clacton Leisure Centre

Victorfail

9th November 2009

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Home too many thrills and spills. You can cheaply get into this centre for a mere £1.80 for two solid hours of football. Providing you dont have a beard. The disadvantage i found with this is that sometimes the turfs are overcrowded with inbred chumps who frequently ask for games and outnumber you by like 10-2. The goals are a reasonable quality and this place is a bundle of laughs. (N.J) over head kick attempt was world class and hill shoved to the side by the notorius lazaro. For £1.80 you can assure to have a great time and get more for your money. PUG games can be picked up from the skillful youth there or fat pricks. B

EssexLedge

9th November 2009

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Oh my goodness, this leisure centre. At first i used to get to this place around 10 to have a kick about with my friends. But this is around the 15th time ive been here and its losing its vibe. It used to be a place full of matches, now its full of JCB feeted individuals losing the various hired balls which cost a fortune. It used to be the hangout for all skaters and bikers back in 2004. They were the days. Now its just the place for QQ kings and teenagers with little else to do but to pretend to be 15. Come on lads. Chin up! :P A-

NJohns69er

9th November 2009

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When your at the age. When football is breakfast. Clunge is lunch. And Beer is for dinner. This is the place to be. The astroturf is immaculate and the opposition is formidable. For instance one of my buddies (C.B) go nutted by some ginger youngen. It was pure lolage. Go here. A*