Pizza King

  1. Oh dear. Avoid at all costs.
  2. Below expectations.
  3. OK. Met expectations.
  4. I really enjoyed this.
  5. Amazing. Would unreservedly recommend.
  6. rating

56 Preston Street, Brighton, BN1 2HE

It is questionable whether these guys have ever seen or eaten a pizza in their whole sorry lives, let alone cooked one. I have had to give it a star because I can't leave this comment without doing so. I will eat most skanky kebabs/unidentified fried objects, but this was beyond me. No stars!
Without question, the most foul and disgusting takeaway I have ever eaten.
The cheese tasted like Guinness hangover urine smells, the 'american sausage' was so putrid it must have been days...
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Reviews for Pizza King

It is questionable whether these guys have ever seen or eaten a pizza in their whole sorry lives, let alone cooked one. I have had to give it a star because I can't leave this comment without doing so. I will eat most skanky kebabs/unidentified fried objects, but this was beyond me. No stars!
Without question, the most foul and disgusting takeaway I have ever eaten.
The cheese tasted like Guinness hangover urine smells, the 'american sausage' was so putrid it must have been days out of date, the pineapple had fermented, the base was burnt at the edge while gooey in the centre, and there was a distinct flavour of gas. This place needs to be shut down.
I am considering going back when they're busy (if that ever happens - small wonder they have to give their minky cack away 2 for 1!) to tell them how judderingly, shockingly RANK their vile excuses for pizzas actually are in a desperate effort to make the maximum impact.
Bleuuurgh.

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